The owner of Tayto Park hopes that the theme park will reopen in August - but fears that it may not until next April due to the coronavirus outbreak.
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European stocks turned choppy again yesterday with bourses across the region wiping off most of their early morning gains as a sharp rise in the coronavirus death toll brought back panic.
Hozier is to make an emergency appeal for urgent donations to charities fighting child abuse.
The eurozone has now assembled €2trn in direct finance from governments as well as liquidity measures from the European Central Bank to shore up the bloc's economy in the face of an assault from the coronavirus pandemic.
A Canadian mining firm backed by billionaire Dermot Desmond warned that the global Covid-19 pandemic is causing major uncertainty for the world's diamond industry, with the sector having already been hit by the lockdown in China that coincided with the Lunar New Year.
The airline industry "could be resuscitated as quickly as it collapses", with pent-up demand, a consolidated market, working capital inflows and very low fuel prices driving the recovery, according to Davy Stockbrokers.